So I was taking a shower and I was bored, and then "Call Me Maybe" popped into my head. I'm so sick of that song, though, that I instead wrote a little parody for it. Here it is:
"Your stare was fucking creepy Scabbed knees, your were bleeding Hot night, you had pit stains You shouldn't have fucking come over here
Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But this isn't my number Cuz I'm way too fucking good for you
And all the other boys Try to chase me So this isn't my number Cuz they're all fucking better than you
Before you came into my life I didn't even fucking know you And you should know that Don't ever fucking call me"